*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
is fucking stupid. If you’re going to run to someone else just because your relationship is a bit rough at the moment than you shouldn’t be in one to begin with. Having a side chick/guy is like expecting your relationship to fail. You’re a flat out fucking pussy. Do your partner a favor by getting out of the relationship, maturing the fuck up, and trying again in a few years when you learn what commitment is.